"I do not see plays because I can nap at home for free.
And I don’t see movies ‘cause they’re trash,
and they got nothing but
naked people in them!
And I don’t read books, ‘cause if they are any
good,
they’re gonna make them into a miniseries."
--Ouiser, Boudreaux, Steel Magnolias, 1989, Robert Harling
(screenplay), Herbert Ross (director).