So, officer I can explain

Off to get the truck inspected and registration renewed and this is the paper I am carrying in my truck, so if I get pulled over the officer can believe that I would never drive this beast without a reason.  How does this sound:

"So this is my proof that I am leaving home in thisDodge today so that I can go and get it inspected.  I am on my way to get the registration renewed and to get aninspection.  The reason I don’t have a “renewal”card is that I moved and the card never followed me despite my putting in the "change of address" at the post office and my filling out the "change of address" on my previous registration .  If you are reading this then you areprobably wondering why I am driving this stupid truck instead of my Beamer—thatis why it is past inspection and renewal—I would rather drive myBeamer!!!!  Have a nice day officer."

P.S. Vehicle registration and inspection were my husband's job.  So, are taxes.  Maybe the drunk who killed him should still have to take care of those two things for me.

What-ya-think????