20 Random things about being Grandma

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1. They love you with their whole hearts, eyes, hands, and mouths.
2. They say the darnest things!
3. They are so honest it is refreshing and hysterical!
4. They color lovely pictures.
5. When they get old enough you can pay them off!
6. When they see you their feet don't touch the floor until they are in your arms.
7. They believe with their whole entire heart you are the BEST!
8. As they get older you can bribe them with electronics!
9. Your bathtub is better than the one at their house.
10. Your food is so much better than what their mothers feed them.
11. They know you are ALWAYS on their side.
12. You have time to listen to stories, hold them and love on them.
13. You know they are a genius, so they show off for you.
14. They think you are above the law--drive faster grandma!
15. You patience is enduring, unlike when their parents were little.
16. They believe you can buy ANYTHING.
17. You don't get in trouble if you fudge the rules for them.
18. You can be naughty and stick your finger in the cake frosting and give them a taste.
19. Even though they outgrow believing everything you tell them, they are too polite to call you out on it!
20. You are not above buying, bribing, or bargaining for their love!